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Flexible casting from 11-40 students.
Use as many Turkeys, Pilgrims, etc. as desired.
CHARACTERS:
TV Reporters
Turkeys
Pilgrims (Group One)
Mediators
Arbitrators
Squash
Pilgrims (Group Two)
Coach and Football Players
The Publics (John Q., Jane Q., and daughter Susie Q.)
Cranberries
Native Americans
Kid in the Audience
Chorus (comprised of ALL students who are not directly involved
in the scene)
Song 1:
TV REPORTERS :
We are TV reporters
We've got TV style
We wear TV jackets
And a big TV smile.
We are TV reporters
We've got a big scoop
Have we got a story
Of who's flown the coup!
TV REPORTERS and CHORUS:
Thanksgiving's canceled!
We can't help but shout
Thanksgiving's canceled
The turkeys walked out!
TV REPORTERS:
We are TV reporters
We've got TV style
We wear TV jackets
And a big TV smile.
We are TV reporters
We're broadcasting live
We're waiting right here
For the birds to arrive.
TV REPORTERS and CHORUS:
Thanksgiving's canceled!
We can't help but shout
Thanksgiving's canceled
The turkeys walked out!
TV REPORTERS:
The turkeys walked out
CHORUS: Can't get much worse
The turkeys walked out
CHORUS: You heard it first.
The turkeys walked out
CHORUS: Can't get much worse
The turkeys walked out
CHORUS: You heard it...
TV REPORTERS and CHORUS:
Thanksgiving's canceled
We can't help but shout
Thanksgiving's canceled
The turkeys walked out!
REPORTER: This is a truly amazing story, viewers. Oh, here come
the Turkeys.
(Holds out microphone to TURKEYS as they enter)
Tell us, is it true? Have you really abandoned Thanksgiving?
Song 2
TURKEYS :
According to some
Us turkeys is dumb
For making this bother and fuss.
But this time each year
We all disappear
And that seems suspicious to us.
So eat sweet potatoes
And big red tomatoes
And all the stuffing that you like
But you can't have turkey
No there's no more turkey
'Cause all of us turkeys are on strike.
So now we must howl
That something is fowl
We're not sure that it's a fair deal.
'Cause each year we've found
No turkeys around
After the holiday meal.
TURKEYS and CHORUS:
So eat sweet potatoes
And big red tomatoes
And all the stuffing that you like
But you can't have turkey
No there's no more turkey
'Cause all of us turkeys are on strike.
'Cause all of us turkeys are on strike.
REPORTER: I promise you viewers, we'll get to the bottom of this. I've
arranged an exclusive interview with some of the original pilgrims from
Plymouth rock.
(To PILGRIMS entering)
Howdy, Pilgrims! I understand that voyage back in 1621 was a rough one.
Song 3
PILGRIMS :
For sixty-six days and sixty-six nights
We sailed on our voyage of hope
Just one set of clothes and one pair of shoes
And nobody brought any soap.
So we rarely washed and we never flossed
And that's our most serious gripe
After sixty-six days and sixty-six nights
We started to smell pretty ripe.
For sixty-six days and sixty-six nights
The ocean was angry and mean
Our vessel was tossed, our stomachs were churned
We all turned a nice shade of green.
The biscuits were hard, the water went bad
The meat was as tender as wood
After sixty-six days and sixty-six nights
Oh, did the New World look good.
The biscuits were hard, the water went bad
The meat was as tender as wood
After sixty-six days and sixty-six nights
Oh, did the New World look good.
REPORTER: Bad news, viewers. It doesn't look like the Turkeys are going
to budge from their position. The whole situation looks hopeless. Wait a
minute! Who are you?
Song 4
MEDIATORS (entering):
We are the mediators
Yes, yes, yes, the mediators
CHORUS: Tell us, tell us, what do you do?
What do we do?
CHORUS: What do you do?
We negotiate this
And conciliate that
We can bring peace between dogs and cats.
CHORUS: Hurrah hurrah, hurrah hurrah
Step back, give them room
REPORTER: This is great news! But wait, who are YOU?
ARBITRATORS (entering):
We are the arbitrators
Yes, yes, yes, the arbitrators
CHORUS: Tell us, tell us, what do you do?
What do we do?
CHORUS: What do you do?
We negotiate that
And conciliate this
We can make dogs and cats want to kiss.
CHORUS: Hurrah hurrah, hurrah hurrah
Step back, give them room.
This concludes the first one-third of the script.
