Two times two is four and two times three is six.
Two times four is eight and three times three is nine.
Two times five is ten and two times seven is fourteen,
If you know what I mean, mean, mean, mean

Chorus:
I have the times table blues
I pay my times table dues
I have the times table blues
And I know what to do

Three times five is fifteen and four times five is twenty,
Three times seven is twenty-one and five times five is twenty-five,
Three times nine is twenty-seven and four times seven is twenty-eight,
Five times six is thirty, and it’s Great! Great! Great! Great!

Chorus - Bridge:
Twelve two ways, is two times six and three times four.
Sixteen two ways, is two times eight and four times four.
Eighteen two ways, is two times nine and three times six.
Twenty-four two ways, is three times eight and four times six.
Thirty-six two ways, is four times nine and six times six.
Now I know just how to fix those...
Times table blues
I pay my times table dues
I have the times table blues
And I know what to do

Four times eight is thirty-two and five times seven is thirty-five.
Five times eight is forty and six times seven is forty-two.
Five times nine is forty-five and six times eight is forty-eight.
Seven times seven is forty nine and it’s fine! Fine! Fine! Fine!

Chorus
Six times nine is fifty-four and seven times eight is fifty-six.
Seven times nine is sixty-three and eight times eight is sixty-four.
Nine times eight is seventy-two and nine times nine is eighty-one,
Now I know I’m really having fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!

Chorus