My neighbor used to cook it-- before she flew away
She dressed in black, and she could cast a spell and stop the rain
She danced around the kitchen stove, floating on a broom
Waved her wand, POOF! It was on... that
OOEY GOOEY STEW...

A pinch of mud; a smidge of slime; a smudge of Vaseline
A double dash of moldy trash-- then mash until it’s green
Squish in fat and after that, a glob of rubber glue
Just like that, you’ve half a batch of OOEY GOOEY STEW

The smell was so disgusting. I lost my appetite.
She stirred and said some funny words; then vanished in the night.
I saw her cat and pointed hat fly by-- across the moon
Then heard her cackle, “I’ll be back for...
OOEY GOOEY STEW!”

Boil it up with yucky tufts of greasy grimy hair
Throw in a banana skin-- that’s rotten-- if you dare
Add a blob of bubble gum from someone’s smelly shoe
Just like magic. POOF! you have it... OOEY GOOEY STEW

It’s frightfully delightful... a scary recipe
And all of the ingredients are grossly guaranteed
I know it sounds ridiculous, but first clean up your room
‘Cause underwear might end up there... in
OOEY GOOEY STEW

A pinch of mud; a smidge of slime; a smudge of Vaseline
A double dash of moldy trash-- then mash until it’s green
Squish in fat and after that, a glob of rubber glue
Just like that, you’ve half a batch of OOEY GOOEY STEW

Boil it up with yucky tufts of greasy grimy hair
Throw in a banana skin that’s rotten if you dare
Add a blob of bubble gum from someone’s smelly shoe
Just like magic. POOF! you have it... OOEY GOOEY STEW
Just like magic. POOF! you have it... OOEY GOOEY STEW