Junk Food Car
Song Lyrics and Sound Clip
This song is available on Isn't It Good To Know.
IF YOU GIVE YOUR ENGINE
JUNK, JUNK, JUNK
SOON THAT ENGINE
GOES CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK
IF YOU GIVE YOUR BODY
JUNK FOOD, TOO
IT'S GONNA GIVE OUT ON YOU
I knew a man with a brand new car
Thought he'd do his car a favor
'Cause the car liked candy
And fats and sweets
Of nearly every flavor
And the man didn't have the heart to say
"You're supposed to eat gasoline."
So he gave that car whatever it asked for
And it was a sight to see
He put pop in the gas tank
Sugar in the crank case
Cookies in the carburetor
Jelly in the universal joint
Ice cream in the radiator
Cigarettes were placed in the air intake
For the drive shaft he remembered
To dump in a treat of French fried grease
He put salt on the doors and fenders
He put bubble gum in the transmission
Whipped cream in the alternator
Devil's food cake instead of tapes
He stuck in the cassette player
He put hot coffee in the battery
Wound spaghetti all around the fan
Stuck marshmallows in the spark plug
Hot fudge in the oil pan.
Well the car said 'Yum!' and began to
All ready to hit the road
Then it coughed and sputtered
And I heard it mutter
"I think I have a cold!
'Cause my piston's plugged
With a nasty slug
My engine's runnin' hot."
Everything went wrong and before too
It died there on the spot.
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