Goats munch on grass,
and graze on weeds
Forget a lawnmower,
A goat's what you need.
Goats eat what you give them
They're easy to please
and if the goat lets you
Goat's milk makes great cheese.
(If the goat lets you
Goat's milk makes great cheese)

You don't have to feed it green barley or oats.
It just grabs the garbage
to gulp down its throat
It keeps warm in winter
with its long shaggy coat
So, go out and get your own goat.
Oh, go out and get your own goat.