Tell you something quite insane,
All about my sister Jane:
On her birthday, by mistake,
She ate the candles not her... cake!

CHORUS:
Good for you, you made a rhyme,
You can make one any old time, time,
You can make one any old time.

Tell you something quite absurd,
My music school is run by a bird.
She keeps time while the chorus sings,
She taps her foot and flaps her... wings!

CHORUS

Tell you something you won't believe
All about my brother Steve.
He couldn't swim, he couldn't float
But he crossed the river without a... boat!

CHORUS

Tell you something you'll never guess,
I didn't either, I'll confess.
This song was written by a kangaroo,
If he could do it, so can you!